Oct 10, 2025

After our first Atlanta How Not To Sail meetup (a month after losing the vessel), I get a voicemail that changes everything.

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Jun 27, 2025

In which I finally decide to abandon ship prior to Hurricane Milton's arrival.

Show Notes: HowNotToSail.com/67

Thank You, USCG!

I want to thank the United States Coast Guard—particularly USCG Sector Key West and Station Key West. 

Thanks to BM2 Anthony Diggle and BM2 Ethan Kast for sitting down for a thorough...

Mar 25, 2025

Wherein I engage in a pre-Milton Diesel Scavenger Hunt™, suffer an unpleasant evening, and finally run out of a critical item.

Show Notes

I don’t really have many—okay, any—photos from this episode, since I was, first of all, running around Venice and Sarasota like a madman, trying to find diesel and something...

Dec 31, 2024

Happy New Year's Eve! (And don't drop the phone like I did.)

Nov 14, 2024

Just sharing the good news...

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